Written to old men born in the 1970s

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 August 14, 2024

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Let’s start with Zhang Baota to bless China.

All men have a heart of “control”.
1. In childhood, even the most common bike was a proud mount for stupefied boys, a humble playground, a rugged country road, and a playground for children to play (it is hard to understand that boys nowadays play mobile phones like fools or play games like psychopaths). At that time, Phoenix, Flying Pigeon and Forever were equivalent to today’s BBA. The transmission cars that appeared in the early days of in the last century are no less than the Rolls-Royce today, which is too rare. In addition, the obsession with machinery may be the nature of men. At that time, if the bike at home was broken, there was no need to go to the repair shop to repair, repair tires, connect chains, change bearings, etc., all easily done (post-60, post-70s, post-80s super hands), unwittingly robbed the car repairman to buy less.

2. With the development of the times and the growth of age, bicycles have been replaced by motorcycles, and roaring motorcycles satisfy men’s “pleasure”. Jialing 70, Suzuki Baizi, Yellow River Kawasaki, a black and gray Jialing 125 in the early 1990s was really itchy, but it was out of reach at that time.

3. However, men are always insatiably greedy and insatiable in their desires. Just a few years, riding his own motorcycle but staring at the car of Lao Wang’s family next door, watching others drive the hatchback Xiali envy.

4. Men are fickle again, and it is not long before they fall in love with Chery from Xiali.

5. When my salary was less than 2000 yuan, Ma 6 had become the man of my dreams. To tell you the truth, Lao Ma 6 was really a classic at that time, and he was addicted to the 4S store when he had nothing to do. Helplessly cash-strapped, the price of 160,000 or 70,000 is prohibitive, can only envy looking at others driving ponies, their own secretly drooling. However, when I was ambitious to marry Ma 6 home, I only took one more look at Accord in the traffic, and Ma 6 became my first love.

6. July 29, 2009, is our wedding day, “Xiaoya” became my first term. Today, we have spent more than ten years together with the wind and rain, and we have strong feelings and have never blushed. Time flies, time flies, “the most is the world can not stay, Zhu Yan words mirror flowers and trees.” Although Xiaoya is still passionate, after all, the person is old and the car is old, no matter how strict it is, there are no ten thousand kinds of amorous feelings of the past. At the beginning of Xiao Niang’s advice, vows of love, are gone with the wind. “it is easy to change, but the heart is changeable.” whenever bba floats past me, I can’t help but feel some weakness in my legs. Xiaoya has become a “painting fan”. I’m sorry, men are so virtuous, mountains and rivers are easy to change, and nature is hard to change!

7. Many people like to express their views on cars of different brands, which is normal. As long as they are not malicious hackers, praise and criticism are buyers. In fact, existence is reasonable, cabbage and radish have their own preferences, especially those accumulated after the test of time have the meaning of existence, because different brands, different versions can meet the needs of different people. Realistically speaking, I fell in love with the Audi A6 a few years ago, especially the changes after quitting the official car, which made me more approachable. There is nothing to blame for the appearance, power or driving feeling, but there is one thing I didn’t like at that time, that is, its handle. The handle of the old A6 is really heartbreaking. I can’t accept it anyway. I suspect I’m sick. If the A6 handle had been what it is now, I’m sure A6 would have been my second plum. Being tricked by fate, when the file of A6 really changed to the way it is now, I moved on again. Who likes to say bba this way? Audi is undoubtedly Audi. Audi always says that he is of the same level as Mercedes-Benz and BMW, but what is interesting is that Mercedes-Benz and BMW never say that they are of the same level as Audi. The parties are well aware of the mystery, so they don’t have an understanding.

8. When it comes to Mercedes-Benz, I have no feeling about Mercedes-Benz, let alone feel anything classy. If there is, I think it is like a dilapidated aristocratic legacy, with a little vanity and vanity of the past in the antiquity. Some people say that Mercedes-Benz is not called Mercedes-Benz if it is less than one million. I think it makes some sense. Looking at the ten or 200,000 Mercedes-Benz on the road, I really doubt whether Mercedes-Benz is willing to degenerate. Especially now the E300 change, but also a little broken posture, so that the two next door laugh out of date, I seriously suspect that Mercedes-Benz has Bao two undercover. It is also possible that the emperor’s daughter is not worried about getting married, but I am not interested in it anyway. Later, when I thought about it, the bba were all the same, and their brands had to be worth 50 or 60 thousand. To replace the BMW label with Volkswagen, Buick and Hyundai, even if it is 50 or 60 thousand cheaper, I estimate that half of the would-be BMW owners should consider it. The above are all my own opinions and are not worth refuting.

9. There are several reasons why you like 5 series. First, the family’s financial conditions have improved, and now there is no financial burden. The child worked last year, so we don’t have to worry about it. Our old couple are in public institutions, the salary is not high, but the income is stable, healthy, no mortgage, no car loan, money to spend, think of the real estate brother Zuo, I deeply realize that the money is only spent, hard for most of my life. You can’t just make a wedding dress for her. A vulgar person at this age, enjoy life, do not cause trouble to others is the greatest value of life. If I were Yuan Longping and Deng Jiaxian, I would never consider what car to buy. I would certainly devote my limited vitality to serving the people indefinitely. Here, I sincerely admire and thank these great people and scholars who have made great contributions to the prosperity and strength of the Chinese nation, who have brought us a happy life. At the same time, they also seriously despise those who are abnormally high in appearance fees and their mentally handicapped fans (taking it a little too far).

10, second, because although I have been destined for years, but usually pay attention to exercise, the body is still good. If you want to wait for the downwind to pee your shoes, I’m afraid the eunuch will be powerless when he goes up to the green house. Third, because the cash not only maintains the dignified and introverted character of the old model, but also carries forward the spirit of youth movement (when it comes to the word youth, my old face can not help but blush), so many young people in their twenties and thirties in the forum have driven a BMW, which really makes the old man ashamed. Some people say that BMW is suitable for young people, and this is true. In that case, let the old man talk about a juvenile mania. As the saying goes, “there is no less in life, there is still running water in front of the door, and Hugh sings the yellow chicken with white hair!”

A car was booked in mid-late May, and the sales said that it would be picked up at the end of June at the earliest, and it was also possible in early July. I have caught up with a lot of things in this tens of days, first the downsizing storm, and then the delay in delivery, all kinds of news is so loud, causing a storm all over the city, people are in a panic, and it is really “ill-fated”.

12. “the pursuit of yearning is not available. When I wake up and dream of lovesickness, it is hard to fall asleep after long yearning.” I finally picked up the car in early July, and a stone in my heart fell to the ground. It was really good, without too much delay. Then there is the replacement of the old car, the license plate of the new car, and everything is done in late July! Now the car is driving nearly 5000 kilometers. I have some feelings. I would like to report to you. The model is 530LI premium sports carbon black volcanic red, recommended by sales, I am also satisfied. Although the appearance is still calm and dignified, but compared with the previous generation has become a little younger and more elegant, neither flashy, nor dull, neither humble nor arrogant, impeccable, which makes my half a hundred people feel some pressure. In short, like a refined and introverted celebrity. The power is surging, especially the S file, just like a martial arts master, as long as the internal force of the oil is continuous and unfathomable. The chassis is solid, the integrity is strong, the brake is steady, and the sudden brake is not abrupt. The control is really good, and the direction is very accurate and clear. Mute effect is also good, in neutral when the car, basically can not hear the sound of the engine. Tell me the truth. As soon as I mentioned that the car was in a hurry to refuel, when I arrived at the gas station and stopped next to the tanker, the attendant at the gas station opened the mailbox lid and refueled. I watched outside the car, and it was only after filling the car that I found that the car did not extinguish. It seems that the waiter did not hear the sound of the engine. It’s a little dangerous.

13. Fuel consumption is also quite satisfactory. More than 10 points have been measured at 2000 km and 100 km recently. They have never been on the highway, and they are both urban and rural. During the National Day, I ran more than 1000 kilometers, most of which were highways, and the fuel consumption was basically about 7. Because the fuel consumption of my old Accord is not lower than that of the 5 Series, the displacement is the same, and the body of the Japanese is still light and does not save fuel, so many people say that the fuel saving of the Japanese is just like that. it is completely Japanese propaganda to confuse right and wrong, to say the least, at least not now. During this period of driving, there is no abnormal noise, leakage, cracking and other phenomena on the Internet.

14. No one is perfect, no gold is perfect, and the same car has no complete car. I feel that the shortcomings of this car are as follows. The first is the seat. 500000 of the car, the seat is really not very comfortable, and no matter how to adjust it, it is not satisfied. It is not as good as the business class of more than a hundred thousand Vernon, the second cold start sound is louder, the sound is really a bit like a tractor, much worse than my previous Accord, but it is much better after the car is hot. Third, I think there is a large blind area in the driving position, especially when the right turn angle is large, the B-pillar affects the line of sight too much and needs to lean out half of the body to the co-driver. Also, there is a sense of drag at low speed. I don’t know if you all feel the same way. Also, the dashboard and display screen are a little hot when the car is driven for a while. Let’s make up for our flaws. On the whole, we are quite satisfied with this generation of 5 series, but we can score 90 points. I am not a professional car critic, can not be accurate and in-depth comments, just my own subjective driving experience during this period of time.

The business district in front of the deputy center

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